Dave drew a pig because there were already cartoon cats, dogs, and most other farm animals.
Dave got famous for drawing this pig. "Hey Dave, draw me a pig," his friends and acquaintances would say.
Dave was popular and everyone wanted to be like him because he could draw a pig.
Dave drew a pig for Kristen. Kristen drew a funny rabbit.
Dave asked Kristen to marry him.
Kristen got a computer.
Kristen sent a letter to the Hometown Newspaper to tell them the news.
KRISTEN: "Our lives are so boring. You work in a warehouse and I'm a temp. All these other people in the wedding pages graduated from MIT and found a cure for cancer."
DAVE: "Tell them we've just finished our third opera."
KRISTEN: "I should put in on some sort of letterhead to make it look official."
DAVE: "I can draw a pig."
KRISTEN: "What shall we call ourselves? Big Pig or Little Pig?"
DAVE: "Little. At this point, very little."
After that it was all downhill.
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